Ok, I might have a bit of a problem with socializing. After all I'm writing this shit instead of being "out there", uh, looking at drunk people. I guess. Is that how parties work?
Mmm Internet, you are my social safety net. <3
Anyways, I don't see what the big deal is about the "party". What if you don't know anyone? Then it's all about finding someone to talk to who won't throw up on your shoes. Fuck that. It's like the High School Theory. Find someone who will let you stand next to them.

Ugh.